Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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