Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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