So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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