I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
