is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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