no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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