Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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