Don't you send me to vm
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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