We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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