You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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