i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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