i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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