yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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