Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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