Fine. I'll sleep in my office
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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