i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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