I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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