Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
