Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
