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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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