hotel room ftw
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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