You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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