at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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