Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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