How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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