I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
