what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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