Dual....:-)
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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