Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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