love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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