Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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