On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
vagina is talking i cant
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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