Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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