Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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