I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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