shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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