So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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