I think I am morally bankrupt
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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