did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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