can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Randomize
