so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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