I feel like I'm in dance class right now
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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