1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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