Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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