so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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