How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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