ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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