I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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