I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Randomize
