It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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