there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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