Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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